“And now, a word from the Coneheads…”
Well, we’re into it now, I guess.
The GOP is beating an all out retreat, searching in desperation for any and every stick, stone and harsh word they can bring to bear against their many foes (including many of their own) – mostly the political goliath that is Barack Hussein Obama.
On some silly conservative site called Human Events, Bay Buchanan (the decidedly uglier twin of the partially reforned Pat Buchanan) smeared this ugly little booger of a post back on June 4th, launching her own insignificant opening salvo of the General Election season. Let’s get to ripping:
But, let me first say that — DEAR GOD how I love the sight of the morally corrupt, conehead right-wingers digging their own graves in preparation for what should be the utter evisceration they are soon to receive at the hands of the American Electorate.
Listening to them sounds like the throngs of disenchanted, mistreated Praetorians, Senators and other abused Romans during the final, waning months under the rule of Caligula Caesar; the coffers empty, the military broken and the government’s credibility laid completely asunder in the wake the Emperor’s absolute defilement.
Here’s Pat, doing her best to polish the GOP’s smelly turd:
“…feminists [are] not going to be particularly impressed with McCain’s commitment to conservatives to appoint Scalia-like judges. (It was a commitment, wasn’t it?)”
Ya think? As with all John McBush’s “commitments”, this pledge has already been ditched in favor of better polling (which in McBush’s case means any percentage point greater than 10) that suggests that a majority of American woman insist on having at least a little a say in what happens between their thighs. Damn. Makes a guy wish for the 1950′s, when sexual abuse went by the much less threatening term of “my uncle”.
Besides, just how many Americans (let alone legal piers) really do believe (much less comfortable with) the extreme right-wing views like Antonin Scalia are representative of their own?
Apparently, not enough to keep the Straight Talk Express on the tracks.
Yeah right, John. Sure.
“…Hispanics may not vote for Obama because of the color of his skin. (Isn’t this called racism? Or is it only racism if Republicans are involved?)”
Yes, Pat–err– Bay: It’s only called “racism” if a white-skinned republican does it. Now what was your question?
“Obama may pay the price for a party built on dividing America one special interest group at a time.”
See this is where I get up, take my pants down and jam a red-stater’s nose right into the crack of my ass. Is she kidding? Why do they do that? Shoot somebody in the back and then toss you the gun. THEE party of divide and conquer slinging the “divisive” at the melting-pot party… what a stupid joke.
“Inexperience leads to mistakes — as in Obama’s remark before the Pennsylvania primary about bitter voters clinging to God and guns.”
Thanks, but don’t worry about it, Pat… ohh I–sorry–I keep doing that, don’t I.
Another worthless, McBushian talking point. I heard some sex-doll looking latina GOP-chick on MSNBC try this one last week. John McBush is a WALKING GAFFE and he’s supposedly got experience up the wazzu.
So if one or two gaffes (very true gaffes, mind you) is the price we pay for cultivating a monumentally historic and significant campaign (as compared to a monumentally goofy and completely insignificant GOP primary) — I’d say inexperience never looked so good, thank you very f*** much.
“Americans like new and fresh but if they develop serious reservations they will fall back to the default candidate rather than role the dice.”
Right. Given the choice, Americans will always choose 8-more years of economic ruin, perpetual war and fear mongering, outright lawbreaking and constitutional abuse and at least 935 distinct lies and a never-ending list of government scandals over what again? “The new guy”. You wanna bet?
“…whether it is the video of his minister trashing this country..”
Yep. Middle America has yet to see the Pastor Wright video. Shit I forgot. They just got Cable out there, huh?
“..his weak and foolish explanation for not wearing the flag pin..”
In the quaint little town people like Pat and Bay Buchanan live in, children are taught only to wear flag pins, not to actually understand and respect what’s on them. It worked for the Brownshirts, so I guess it works for the Buchanans.
“…[or] the photo of Obama’s hand at his side during the national anthem…”
FINE!!! SIEG HEIL!!!!! Happy?
“Then add that middle name: Point-Set-Match.”
Pat? You keep forgetting: You guys ain’t in charge no more! And since no one worth caring about gives a damn what you and your bigot brother have to say any longer, you won’t be able to control the election results with the mere mention of the word “HUSSEIN!” But please… be my guest: TRY IT!!!!
“By November there will be two Obamas…”
Actually, by November, John McBush will swear there’s at least three Obama’s whooping his old, cranky ass.
“It’s all up to Obama now — and a few 527s.”
WELL BRING IT, BITCH!
The campaign probably isn’t going to be easy, but Obama is going to win. Why? Well, the best reason is that McCain is so similar to Bush. People are tired of dealing with the shit of the last 8 years.